Paris Hilton is always good for a laugh

Ok so today I heard possibly the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard about Paris Hilton...

Apparrently while taking a taxi she accidentally wet herself in the backseat . As if that isn't enough humiliation it seems the taxi driver soaked up the oopsie with a towel and is now demanding she pay for the damage. If she doesn't - the taxi driver is threatening to have the towel dna tested...

Although i guess it is the pitfall of being a celebrity. It must be pretty shite to have anyone who is vaguely interested be able to tell other people about the time YOU peed yourself.

There is talk of her playing Mother Theresa in a movie soon! I have nothing against Paris personally. She's gorgeous, she pretends to me more stupid than she is. But lets not forget she is somewhat of a *cough* 'loose' girl. Thats part of her charm. Anybody remember "one night in Paris?" or the lesbian video?. These things made her famous. And now someone wants to add a credit as Mother Theresa to her list?

And how wrong is it that i just mentioned Paris Hilton, dodgey videos and Mother Theresa in the same paragraph!?!